• Tony Grieg-I am taking off my tie , it’s hot here, I hope you don’t mind Navjot?
   Sidhu- Not at all Tony, as long as you’re wearing your trousers.

• Statistics are very deceptive, they are like mini-skirts and bikini’s, what they conceal is very suggestive and what they reveal is very vital.

• Small leaks can sink large ships.

• If ‘ifs’ and ‘buts’ were pots and pans, there would be no tinkers!

• A dog kennel is no place to hide a sausage.

• Talking about the tail of the Indian batting order: “They are so timid, they wouldn’t say boo to a goose!”

• We are all Adam’s children — it’s just the silk that makes all the difference!

• You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.

• The cat with gloves catches no mice.

• You cannot make Omlets without breaking the eggs.

• Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goal keeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.

• A fifty is like kissing a virgin; you just have to go on.